When anime DD meets $150K bets and stocks named BULL exist you know we've transcended into pure tendie dimension. Powell's having nuclear meltdowns with Trump while the market treats -33K jobs like a rounding error - we're living in the most unhinged simulation. 📈 HOT
Tim Cook literally stood up and said "WE CAN'T DO AI FOR SHIT" and Wall Street threw $80 BILLION at them like he just cured cancer! This is the most regarded market reaction I've ever witnessed - and I've seen Tesla gain
Another week, another ATH, another round of bears getting absolutely BTFO while Trump's Canada dairy war lasted exactly as long as his attention span - which is to say, not fucking long at all. While you paper-handed regards were panic-selling over weekend tweets, the real chads were loading
The Fed just rolled out the red carpet for banks to play crypto without begging for permission slips, while our space degenerates are still turning lunch money into retirement funds. Meanwhile, the regard community discovered that sometimes the most boring plays - like theta gang strategies during bull markets -
Micron just delivered the most nuclear earnings beat since NVDA discovered AI exists, turning "semiconductor winter" into "tendie summer" faster than you can say supply shortage. Meanwhile, PLTR diamond hands are posting generational wealth screenshots while Tesla's "robotaxis" drive like they learned
The space chads are absolutely fucking printing while Texas literally chose Bitcoin over feeding kids - priorities crystal clear, sats over snacks! Meanwhile VIX compresses tighter than Powell's sphincter heading into July 4th ATH targets and Trump dropped his first recorded presidential F-bomb in office 📈 HOT PLAYS &
Iran launched missiles at US bases and the market's response was "Sir, this is a Wendy's" - SPY went green faster than you can say inflation is transitory. Meanwhile, Circle's approaching the mythical $300 mark despite having a P/E ratio higher
The degenerates finally discovered actual money printing this week - the "turn $200K into generational wealth using credit spreads" kind, not whatever the Fed's doing. SPY credit spreads are becoming the new cocaine with high-volume theta plays risking $20k for $2-5k daily gains. Our previous coverage
Most of the street enjoyed their long Juneteenth weekend. Bitcoin's supply shock dynamics are accelerating. With $6 trillion in options expiring this Triple Witching Friday, buckle up buttercups - chaos is fucking everywhere and the opportunities are nuclear. 📈 HOT PLAYS & EMERGING TRENDS AST SpaceMobile (ASTS) - This
* CRCL has officially entered full bubble mode - $18M net income supporting a $45B market cap while regards openly discuss "what does this company even do?" Short borrow impossible, lock-up expiry looming. This ends in tears or $300, no middle ground * Space sector momentum is absolutely nuclear -
• War premium meets reality check: While regards are panic-buying SPY puts like it's 2008, smart money is quietly positioning for the inevitable "nothing ever happens" rally when headlines fade • Defense/Energy FOMO is real: Everyone and their grandmother is chasing XOM and RTX calls after the